The first President!

[I am Alive]

I am not like Bush in any f*cking way
Except for the dashing good looks

[FR]

I am not like Bush in any f*cking way
Except for the dashing good looks

That's good.

[Nirvash]

it was meant to be a harmless joke.but people jump at bush so quickly these days

[FR]

it was meant to be a harmless joke.but people jump at bush so quickly these days

Yeah, you always here people commenting on how '08 is going to be the best year so far this millenia.

[I am Alive]

It probably will...

[FR]

So how do you plan to handle the trouble in Iraq, Mr. President?

[I am Alive]

We never should have gone there in the beginning, but if we leave now total chaos would ensue. I'd just give every boy in the country a copy of Playboy. That way all the Jihadists-in-training would be able to see (literally and symbolically) the beauty of Democracy and stop wanting to blow us up

[FR]

But Mr. President if I may, their are not violently attacking us primarily, they are blowing apart, and killing their own people in order to induce anarchy into the new and unstable Iraq government. If so, how long would you say we shall remain, or rather what must be accomplished before this war is finally over.

[I am Alive]

Well, I have reason to suspect that the Iraqis are in possession of New-Clear warheads. Let's just screw them Frenchies in the UN and invade those sand-******* down in Babylon or whatever.

[FR]

If that is your tone of voice, Mr. President. Might I suggest the nuclear oblideration of their most Holy city, Mecca? And in a blink of an eye, take out Medina as well. We'll see how these militaristic fools hold out when they are persacuted.

[I am Alive]

Damn straight. Them Camel-****ers need a lesson in good-ol'-fashioned American justice.

[yellowrock]

I am not like Bush in any f*cking way
Except for the dashing good looks

bush looks like a retarded monkey on crack

[FR]

Damn straight. Them Camel-****ers need a lesson in good-ol'-fashioned American justice.

"Supreme executive power should deride from a mandate from the masses."

[I am Alive]

And the masses want explosions.

[FR]

And plent of em' of course. Explosions here, explosions there, shrapnel tearing down the barriers of war!