The first President!

[I am Alive]

I'd like to go down there for some Iraqi target practice m'self but I mean too much for the wealth and dignity of this country.

[FR]

Of coure, of course, Mr. President. We are nothing with out your poor speech skills and your uncanny ability to always be blamed for everything.

[I am Alive]

It's all them liberal Commies in the press and such. If it weren't for them I would be the king of democracy by now.

[FR]

I agree completely, Mr. President. Those Facist, Leftist, Pig Dogs, hate our dear country, and wouldn't think twice about sacrificing it.

[cd2220]

lets hope you dont end up like JFK and get assassinated
BY ME!!!!! *pulls out burst fire sniper* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[.miniman.]

...WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIT.....

What's gonna happen when there's two presidents around? Won't that cause an unstable government with opposing views?

DOWN WITH THE CONFEDERACY!!!

CONSPIRACY!!!1one11

[I am Alive]

I'll just kill the other one AND TAKE HIS ACCOUNT FOR MYSELF

[FLCL_rox]

congrats ^_^

[I am Alive]

Thank you.

[William]

It's all them liberal Commies in the press and such. If it weren't for them I would be the king of democracy by now.

*takes out revolver, and shoots I am Alive in the head! "Down with prejudice, down with the capitalist pig!" *shoots his dead carcass twice, then runs away..

[FR]

*William is seized by secret service out of nowhere after not even two steps away from the corpse. He is then rigorously prosecuted in a court of law, and is decided on a unanimous vote, to be the first criminal in US history, to be impaled on the US flag, as a means of death.*

[William]

*William is seized by secret service out of nowhere after not even two steps away from the corpse. He is then rigorously prosecuted in a court of law, and is decided on a unanimous vote, to be the first criminal in US history, to be impaled on the US flag, as a means of death.*

Yet before doing so, shoots himself..

[FR]

In the words of my JV Coach.
"Aw-aw-shoot"

[William]

*William is seized by secret service out of nowhere after not even two steps away from the corpse. He is then rigorously prosecuted in a court of law, and is decided on a unanimous vote, to be the first criminal in US history, to be impaled on the US flag, as a means of death.*

That would only degrade the flag more, and stain it with blood, so then it would have too be burned.

[FR]

But haven't you learned what those red and white stripes stand for? The blood of those who fought for their country and the liberty they achieved in doing so.