So what are we?
A gold-mine, well kept secret that barely anyone on teh interwebz knows about?
Kinda. So on the earth, it's mostly just dirt and crap when you dig. On the web it's porn. But if your super lucky, you find oil! On the internet, you find EBAY! Now. Everyone abandons the oilwell once it's empty. But if they dig WAAAAAAAAAAY deeper they find uranium. We're the Uranium.