I am a teacher and have a very confusing life. I have a lot of issues and my best friend is a puppet. I wear the same clothes every day that are the color of mucus. Not only that but I am naturally unattractive as well. I am balding severely, the hair I do have is already gray, and I have to wear glasses. I went through life feeling incomplete and found out I was always a girl inside. Eventually, however...I realized because I can't still technically have babies I am actually still a man. But it was too late, I already had the sex change, and I didn't have any way to get another penis. So I decided to use a rat experiment to have the rat grow one for me. I was able to turn back into a man after that.
I totally just came up with that character myself and I hope you guys all like it. I put a lot of thought into it and I am very proud of myself for being so unique and not doing something stupid that's already been done before. Oh, and here's the picture of what I would look like. I drew it myself and I think it gives a great representation of what I'm looking for.
http://tinypic.com/r/1fk4k1/5
Caught you looking.