FireStarter Script

[masterofpuppets]

I know someone else was making the scripts, but i haven's seen any lately, so i decided to pickup where they left off.

[masterofpuppets]

(Starting Scene: Mamimi is sitting on a curb at Naota's school playing her video game)
Mamimi (Narrating): I saw God the other day. By the river on a rainy afternoon. He helped a kitten that was left all alone. It's a god that only I can see. A black winged angel that came down from the heavens just for me.
(Mamimi taps her feet)
Naota: What are you doing?
Mamimi: Hoh? Hey Takun!
Naota: Why are you at my school?
Mamimi: He he he. I felt like it.
Naota: Geez aren’t you embarrassed?
(Eri, Masashi, and Gaku see Naota and Mamimi)
Eri: Who's that? Huh?
Masashi: It's his wife.
Gaku: Ya, he's married to an older woman.
Mamimi: Takun.
Eri: Are they like, dating?
Mamimi: Oh?
Naota: What do you want?
Gaku and Masashi: Hehehehehee!
Eri: She doesn’t look very bright.
Mamimi: What's that thing on your head chief? It looks cool.
Naota: Cut it out!
Mamimi: Come on, let me see it! Whoh? Whoh? Whoh?
Naota: Stop looking at it! I mean it!
Eri: That is so not cool.
(Cut to Naota's room in the dark)
Haruko: Ok, stay still.
(The room flashes)
(Haruko looks at X-rays of Naota's head)
Haruko: Look at this, it's empty. There's no brain. Did you loose it somewhere?
Naoto: You’re the one who did this.
Haruko: Don't blame me if you go around loosing things. Some kids are just freaks.
Naota: Look who's talking. Miss normal.
Haruko: At least I didn’t sprout a robot out of my head like some people. By the way there something new there now.
Naota: It's weird. It's not normal, these horns sticking out. The last one turned into a dumb robot that's living at my house. Living here! What's up with that? And it was all because I was run over by your bike!
Haruko: It's a normal Vespa, go see for yourself.
(Haruko spins around in her chair)
Naota: And you still haven’t taken those clothes back. People out there are starting to think your a real nurse.
(Haruko stops)
Haruko: Ah! Hey there! Haraharu Haruko here, age 19, spledifferice housekeeper at Takun's house. Heemph!
Naota: She's older then that.
Haruko: But my true identity is this...
(Haruko changes cloths to a drum roll)
Haruko: First class... Space, patrol officer.
(The light's turn on)
Haruko: Uh?
Naota: What a lame stage name.
(Haruko pokes Naota in the head with her guitar)
Naota: Ah! Oh?
(Haruko pokes Naota repeatedly with her guitar)
Haruko: Chill out, were not like were going on Star Search.
Naota: That hurt! Why did Myu Myu get on your case yesterday?
Haruko: Uuuuhh. Because I'm in trouble. Lot's of trouble. Because of Takun, there all on the case!
Naota: What is this thing anyway? How does a robot take x-rays like that?
Haruko: Because he's a Medical Mechanica robot probably, didn’t you know that? They make them there.
(Haruko points to the Medical Mechanica plant)
Naota: Why did he come out of my head?
Haruko: Ya, that's what I want to know. What's your connection with Medical Mechanica huh?
(Haruko pokes Naota repeatedly with her guitar)
Haruko: Huh? Huh? Huuh? Huuuh? Huuh? Huuuuh? Huooh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Naota: Ow that hurts! Hey cut it out! Hey! I said stop it!
Naota (Narrating): Exactly where does the truth end and the lies begin? Samajimi Mamimi, and Harhara Haruko, a lot of lies are flowing around me. These to new horns that sprang up. A true story, that seems like a lie.
(Cut the outside of Naota's Bakery the next morning)
(Kamon is directing Canti to move boxes inside the house)
Kamon: Move it. Move it. Well since you don't any nifty functions you can at least make yourself useful around the house.
Naota: Heey! Your using him outside again?
Kamon: No, noo. This one goes in first.
Naota: The neighbors have eyes you know!
Kamon: You want it all to yourself because you brought it home. Aren’t we being a little bit selfish!
Naota: It’s weird having a robot in the house!
(Kmon talks while people disappeared around him)
Kamon: Don't worry about it. So there's a robot in our house. Think of the symbolism involved, at having a humanoid robot in a normal household. Contracted by the abnormal advance of science. And there by proving we exist. Consider the significance of a human family and the tiny robot as a part of it and being accepted into it. And the social structure M that makes that possible. And everyone is buying artificial human robot things today. Nakamori-
Haruko: What's he talking about?
Naota: He wrote a whole book on the deep mysteries of Eva.
Haruko: Eh-wa?
Naota: That robot was walking around loose yesterday!
(Haruko is looking at the city through her binoculars)
Haruko: There have been a lot of fires around here lately.
Naota: Ya like yesterday.
Haruko: Hmm, heh?
Kamon: He deserves a little free time to himself.
(Canti looks up)
Kamon: Right? TV Boy? Uuuuuhhh?
(It starts to rain)
(Cut to Mamimi playing her game underneath the bridge)
Cat: Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow?
(Naota throws Mamimi's shoes on the floor)
Mamimi: Hmm?
Naota: Your in high school, what do you think your doing?
Mamimi: I was playing with Takun and my shoes floated away.
Naota: With who?
Mamimi: Takun.
Naota: That's his name too?
Mamimi: Ya chief, this Takun is hungry. Do you have anything for him?
Naota: Like what?
Mamimi: Well not like chewing gum.
Naota: You saved him? A stray cat?
Mamimi: Heh heh. I'm like a god huh? A protector of the weak. The god of the black flame. You know, Lord Canti chief.
Naota: That's a game right? The one where you burn down the city and everything?
Mamimi: Yeah, I'm addicted.
Naota: You like games huh?
Mamimi: Hmm? You don't want to play?
Naota: I'm too busy.
Mamimi: Ya, your always busy.
Naota: Cause there's a bunch of people I have to take care of. See ya.
(Cut to Haruko on her Vespa making motor sounds)
(Haruko's scarf wraps around her head)
Haruko: Ahayeooh! Oooh.
(Haruko falls off her Vespa)
Haruko: Ooooooooooo!
(Haruko chase's the Vespa)
Haruko: Aaaaaaaaaahh!
(Haruko jumps back on)
Haruko: Ahoohooh. Aaaaaahhh! Uh?
(Haruko crashes into the Medical Mechanica plant)
(Cut to the inside of the Medical Mechanica plant where two guards are holding Haruko)
(Guard1 is looking at Haruko's Vespa)
Guard1: Lady? Lady? What year is this? I've never seen parts like these. Woah!
(Guard1 sees Haruko's underwear)
Guard2: You can save your breath this girl has no brains at all.
Guard1: Eeeeehhhh?
Guard2: Just take a look at her.
Guard1: Eh heh heh heh!
Guard2: Barges into an off limits facility and crashes her bike. It's been bad enough here lately without this. Turns out the fire yesterday was arsine, and the day before that a nurse at the hospital was tied up and all her cloths were stolen.
Guard1: There's a lot of depraved people out there Eehh?
(Naota walks up and hit's the guard in the head)
Guard1: Daahh!
Naota: Aren’t you embarassed to act like that?
Guard1: Who the hell is this kid? Your brother?
Naota: No, no relation, I'm from planet Earth.
Guard1: Then get lost! This is no place for kids, can't you see were working here!
Haruko: This isn’t a place for people to work! There's not even a door to get in or out.
(Naota gives a small Gundam toy to Haruko)
(Haruko puts the toy in her Vespa's engine)
Haruko: No doubt your thinking, why would a grade school kid be my guardian, right?
Guard2: Hold on, your telling me this kid's your guardian?
Naota: Ya, I have custody. It's kind of unusual.
Haruko: So, you came for me huh? The rain stopped. I'll give you a reward.
Naota: Hm?
Haruko: It's even better then CPR.
Naota: Hmmm?
(Cut to Mamimi playing with Takun at the river's edge)
Mamimi: Oh, he's not here yet huh?
Takun: Meow.
(Mamimi and Takun hear something)
Mamimi: Huh?
Takun: Meow.
(Canti is looking for pieces of the back of his head in the bushes)
(Mamimi sees Canti where a halo and wings through her camera)
Mamimi: Oooh. It's a god! Oh.
(Canti climbs to the school ruins and flashes a light with scares all the crows away)
(Canti jumps off the roof and starts flying around)
Mamimi: Oooh! Oooooooh! It's a god. I can see him, he's really real. That time, I was saved he...
(Cut to Naota and Haruko on her Vespa)
Haruko: So, you usually don't come out to the beach like this huh?
Naota: Not in October! It's too cold!
(Naota falls off the bike)
Naota: Aaaaaahh!
(Naota runs in front of the bike and jumps back on)
Naota: Hey! That's Dangerous! Your driving sucks!
Haruko: I'm a very safe driver.
(Haruko swerves wildly to scare Naota)
Naota: I don't like scary stuff. And I don't have a helmet!
Haruko: Hmm. Your scared. Even though your brain is missing!
(Haruko does a wheelie and floors it)
Naota (Narrating): When your on a bike, the ocean is a lot closer then you think. The autumn salt wind went right through into the back of my nose. And maybe it's because, like Haruko said. My head, was empty.
(Cut to Mamimi, Haruko, and Naota sitting on the steps of the bakery at night)
Mamimi: Anyway, I'm glad I followed him.
(Takun is playing around with Myu Myu in the house)
Naota: Geez, what if someone sees it going around like that?
Haruko: I saw him at 7-11.
Mamimi: Oh?
Haruko: He's was reading Hustler.
Naota: When?
Mamimi: It’s so nice. I wish I could have him at my house.
Naota: Oh, ya your not allowed to have any pets there are you?
Haruko: Samaji, come inside, it's cold.
Mamimi: I'm ok out here.
Naota: My grandfather doesn’t like her dating my brother.
Haruko: That's why your keeping her out of the house.
Naota: She said she doesn’t care.
(Canti flies down to the bakery)
Mamimi: Waah. He's back!
Naota: Whaaaahhaaah? What are you doing! Aah Aawaahaahh!
Mamim: Lord Canti!
Naota: Canti?
Mamim: Hail oh god of dark flames, Canti.
(Haruko grabs the bag from Canti)
Haruko: You are late!
(Canti prints some text on is monitor)
Naota: Why are you using it to run errands?
(Haruko pulls out a bottle of juice)
Haruko: Blehck! I told you to get the kind with the pulp! Ah?
(Canti walks over to Shigekune door)
Haruko: What's up with that one? Ehh.
(Canti knocks on the door)
Shigekune: Hmm?
Haruko: Mmm.
Shigekune: Let's see it!
(Shigekune opens the door and looks at the magazine Canti got)
(Shigekune throws the magazine at Canit)
Shigekune: I said to get the one with the Anna Nicole centerfold. Can't you get anything right?
Naota: Grandpa too?
Mamimi: It's Hustler.
Haruko: That robot's useless!
Naota: Your the one who broke it Haruko.
Mamimi: Haruson! You shouldn’t do this, don't you know that Canti's a god?
Haruko: What's she on about?
Naota: Oh, it's some video game. In high school, I guess they have a lot of free time.
Mamimi: It's not just a game. The black wings prove it's him.
Naota: Don't go out anymore, or I'll have to chain you down.
Mamimi: Oh?
Kamon: Hey, TV Boy. Did you record the Thursday night special?
(Cut to Eri, Masashi, Gaku, and Naota talking along the field)
(Canti is in the field looking for more pieces of his head)
(Canti hides when he hears people walking by)
Masashi: Over here.
Eri: This used to be a boathouse? This thing?
Gakui: Kind smells.
Eri: It says, do not enter.
Gaku: Then don't follow us Ninamorri.
Masashi: Don't worry, the police have already been here.
Gaku: Oh?
Masashi: I heard it was arsine.
Eri: Again?
Gaku: Arsine arsine.
Eri: Probably just some stressed out housewife huh? Just to many dirty dishes.
Gaku: It's not that. The UFO's zapped it. Focus magazine had pictures of it and all kinds of stuff.
Masashi: It was foreign agents.
Eri: If it was anything like that they'd burn something big, not a boathouse.
Gaku: That's true, they'd hit like a school or something.
Masashi: There was a school that burned down wasn’t there?
Gaku: Ya, but that was a long time ago, we were all little.
Eri: Someone burned it down?
Naota: You can still see part of it, it's all ashes.
Masashi: Hey, what's that?
(Everyone see's Mamimi in the river drying out her cloths)
Naota: Oh?
Gaku: What's she doing?
Masashi: I don't know. I saw some girls bulling her yesterday.
Gaku: What uniform is that?
Masashi: Shinden High school.
Gaku: Hmm? She's in highs cool?
Eri: At that age it's really pathetic.
(Naota and Mamim see each other)
(The Medical Mechanica plant release's steam behind Naota)
(Cut to Naota walking behind Mamimi on the bridge at night)
(Mamimi's video game falls on the floor but she does not notice)
Naota: Hmm?
(Naota picks it up and stops)
Naota: Oohh?
(Cut to a scene of moving graffiti with many voice's talking at once)
Naota: Firestarter. It's a hand held video game. No one knows how Endsville, the cites of devils was created. But as soon as it appeared, it started to grow, and slowly eat up the world. You are an agent of Canti, god of the black flame. And you must stop Endsville from destroying the world. Your only weapon is flame. Matches, lighters, fire bombs. Get the weapons, out smart the fire fighters, hide from the police, and torch the city. You must be careful, you cannot burn everything. When the entire city burns down, there will be no place to live. Thus, the battle is endless. There is no final justice. The only thing you can do is burn, and burn, and burn. Your highest goal, is to receive the personal blessing of Canti, the god of black flame.
Haruko: No, I haven’t been able to get in touch with him, well I have recruited one of the enemy robots but he’s useless anyway, you know the gears are turning but I don’t know. Huh?
Police: Police! Stand Back!
Naota: The riverbed, huh, where’d she go?
(Flashback)
Naota: I remember now, the fire at the elementary school six years ago.
Mamimi: He’s the one who saved me.
Naota: My brother?
Mamimi: The protector the weak, lord Canti.
Naota: There were rumors that it was arson, but they never found out for sure, that’s the day Mamimi and my brother met.
(Near the burned down school)
Mamimi: Why did you come down here? It’s kind of late.
Naota: You dropped something.
Mamimi: I don’t need it anymore.
Naota: This is where my brother and you went to school, right?
Mamimi: I hated this place.
Naota: He’s here?
Mamimi: So, I wished that it would go away, but it’s useless. Even if it burns down the wreckage and ash are still there. Look Endsville is burning. Now lord Canti bless me with your kiss, you absolution, kiss me.
(Robot starts to come out of Naota’s head)
Naota: Oh, Ow, Ugh. What’s this? It’s bigger than before.
Mamimi: Oh no. There’s some weird fat thing coming out of Takkun.
Naota: Ahhhhhhhh!
Mamimi: Takkun!
(Naota gets caught in the wheals of Haruko’s Vespa)
Haruko: Huh? How dare you hurt Takkun!
(Robots start fighting)
Mamimi: Takkun! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Haruko: Ha!
Haruko: Yeeeee! Huh? Ahhhhhhh!
Naota: Haruko? Mamimi! No! Look out!
Naota: Tasku.
(Atmosk Symbol appears on Canti’s Face)
Mamimi: Takkun?
(Canti starts to eat Naota)
Naota: Ahhh! Agggg! What are you doing? Let me go!
Haruko: Takkun is……..
Mamimi: He ate him!
(Naota gets a light bulb put in his head)
Mamimi: Stupid you’re not lord Canti at all! Why did you have to go and eat Takkun?
(Canti turns Red)
Haruko: Ah?
(Canti starts to transform)
Haruko: Transformation?
Haruko: Chaaaaaaaaance! Huh? Uh-oh.
(Explosion)
Mamimi: Takkun! Takkun you’re all sticky………
Naota: The ashes are all blown away.
Mamimi: And something smells.
Haruko: Waaaaa! Oh shit oh.
(Police sirens)
Haruko: Let’s get out of here! Hey guys, why are you just standing there?
Naota: At the time, I didn’t notice the sirens that were coming toward us. I don’t know where the lies end and the truth begins, I asked myself what I could do for Mamimi, I decided to stay by her side, forever.
(Credits roll)
Haruko: Anime directors like cats because they don’t have to take care of them, you know, they can’t even take care of themselves. Osshi is the only director that likes dogs, he thinks he’s a dog himself. Next time of FLCL Marquis de Carabas! Guess which sound effect is from a real cat a Gainax?

[Psychonaut]

wow... nice job. I tried this once with a king of the hill episode. but flcl? jeez... nice job.

[Bluerose]

Great Job!! Keep up the good work!

[masterofpuppets]

bump, I will be putting up the Marqius de Carabas Script soon.

[adam]

Wow someone has to much time on there hands. No just kidding nice job keep it up!

[masterofpuppets]

Marquis de Carabas script is up.

[FLCL Freak]

vary nice, great sucess!

[William]

Cool, keep up the good work.

[masterofpuppets]

Does anyone use these? if someone out there does, i'll do the Full Swing script.

[masterofpuppets]

Bump for future use.